true as fuck zodiac

  • aries: lovable but still a lil bitch
  • taurus: p cute but probably sacrifices hamsters to satan in their free time
  • gemini: crayola as fuck
  • cancer: rude as hell and not to be trusted with shit
  • leo: cutest ever
  • virgo: really deep and doesn't take any shit
  • libra: weird as hell omg
  • scorpio: probably satan
  • sagittarius: cute and very sweet
  • capricorn: to be avoided bc they're like taurus but they probs talk about their hamster sacrifices
  • aquarius: charming but hella strange once you know them
  • pisces: even more crayola than gemini
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  • Cashier: *dies at register*
  • Customer: are you open
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Arlo the Australian Shepherd

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have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

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"how will i explain gay couples to my children”

if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical flying deer i think itll be easy enough to tell them two people are in love

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(Source: jasonttodd)

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(Source: c4rtoonnetwork)

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Here is the face of a woman who is 110% fed up with your shit. 

(Source: kingjaffejoffer)

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Damn straight there’s a Bisexual Agenda.

It’s to replace all cars with trained pterodactyls by 2025.

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(Source: brucesterling)

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what a beautiful day to not be in high school

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